<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:04:53.378-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Colagem Parental</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-4611761393736379890</id><published>2008-09-21T17:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T17:15:06.894-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Leitura de guião com a minha avó.</title><content type='html'>Aqui fica a uma pequena primeira experiência, que convosco partilho neste blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Espero que apreciem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leitura de guião com a minha avó.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KSIeJfTEJsw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KSIeJfTEJsw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-4611761393736379890?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/4611761393736379890/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=4611761393736379890' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/4611761393736379890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/4611761393736379890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/09/leitur-de-guio-com-minha-av.html' title='Leitura de guião com a minha avó.'/><author><name>João Moura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14954131983492145987</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-2260495179042239961</id><published>2008-09-21T09:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T09:43:02.945-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Isolação Parva: Como vai começar</title><content type='html'>Bem já tenho uma ideia de como vai tudo começar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Durante a noite faço as mudanças para casa de banho.&lt;br /&gt;- Tranco-a até à hora do almoço.&lt;br /&gt;- No fim de almoçar, apenas digo "Peço perdão, mas tenho que me ausentar para ir ao WC..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E voilá. Inicia-se a bela da aventura. Como vou ter portátil lá dentro, vou uploadando pequenos vídeos a gravar o que os meus pais vão dizendo do outro lado da porta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back to you soon...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-2260495179042239961?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/2260495179042239961/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=2260495179042239961' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/2260495179042239961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/2260495179042239961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/09/isolao-parva-como-vai-comear.html' title='Isolação Parva: Como vai começar'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-2122525685992353633</id><published>2008-09-20T14:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-20T14:32:00.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Isolação Parva</title><content type='html'>Ola boa gente,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoje estive a estudar na casa de banho, e como aquela divisão é mesmo confortável, decidi experimentar, meter um frigorifico la dentro, levar água engarrafada (para o caso de me cortarem a água), levar comida, computador, uns livritos, coisas para me enterter, trancar a porta e ficar lá fechado sem dizer nada a ninguém durante 2 dias!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Começarei por encher a casa de banho com tudo o que precisarei, depois no final de uma refeição, "Peço desculpa, vou-me ausentar para ir à casa de banho...", e assim começará a saga. Fica para semana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Passem por cá para ver fotos que hei-de tirar ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beijinhos e abraços do vosso sempre querido,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mendigo da Casa de Banho&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-2122525685992353633?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/2122525685992353633/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=2122525685992353633' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/2122525685992353633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/2122525685992353633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/09/isolao-parva.html' title='Isolação Parva'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-2794277706822211247</id><published>2008-09-13T17:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T18:38:29.548-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Novo participante no blog</title><content type='html'>O Mr. Fran, companheiro de bebedeiras sérias e de brincadeiras deste género, irá ofertar-nos um pouco da sua cultura!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wo hooooo (aplauso)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-2794277706822211247?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/2794277706822211247/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=2794277706822211247' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/2794277706822211247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/2794277706822211247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/09/novo-participante-no-blog.html' title='Novo participante no blog'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-8530193819324483969</id><published>2008-09-13T08:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-20T14:48:55.869-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Prank Calls</title><content type='html'>Finalmente, vou colocar as minhas "Prank Call's". Ficam as melhores e as que não são tão boas. Vou coloca-las por ordem de classificação.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/go/RYOINEEJPV"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.google.com"&gt;link removido antes que...  -.-&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;enfim :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;2-&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_Y2k"&gt;O senhor irritado&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;                            Este é dos lixados :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;3-&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_Y2o"&gt;O senhor irritado (insistência)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;                            Já foi abusar da sorte :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;4-&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_Y2w"&gt;Terry Bodicoat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;                            AHAH este fiz um trocadilho com o nome dele "Bodicoat" &gt;&gt; "Legtrousers" -.- :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Agora já não estão por ordem ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_ams"&gt;Programa de rádio "Dorminhocos"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_am0"&gt;Central de Moradas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_am8"&gt;Fernando Pessoa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFa_amA"&gt;Armanda Bich Viola&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSgYFm3Y2k"&gt;Figueira&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Ainda faltam alguns, que meterei mais tarde ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-8530193819324483969?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/8530193819324483969/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=8530193819324483969' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/8530193819324483969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/8530193819324483969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/09/finalmente-vou-colocar-as-minhas-prank.html' title='Prank Calls'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-5758822614462052609</id><published>2008-08-25T15:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T15:35:34.057-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ups : x</title><content type='html'>Olá novamente!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Após largos meses de ausencia, volto com novas aventuras, desta vez sem qualquer motivo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aconteceu num dia de chouriça assada em minha casa. Eu não estava à espera que a chama chegasse tão alto e depois de a ver lá chegar, pensava que aquilo, sendo ferro, não ia começar a arder....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ef19a4458888448c" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Def19a4458888448c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330415148%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2D2E8D61A0D072A0D7D031EB8EF31A88776888B8.74779E9874CBD705D69B7128EE523F60AD751510%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Def19a4458888448c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DarpdeyD44i2sAlXtyedEfxnr5MM&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Def19a4458888448c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330415148%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2D2E8D61A0D072A0D7D031EB8EF31A88776888B8.74779E9874CBD705D69B7128EE523F60AD751510%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Def19a4458888448c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DarpdeyD44i2sAlXtyedEfxnr5MM&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O branco é... pronto, eu nunca tinha usado um extintor e mandei aquilo um bocado random.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Olé.... Nem quero imaginar quando os meus parents chegarem da França :S&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hasta la vista!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-5758822614462052609?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=ef19a4458888448c&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/5758822614462052609/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=5758822614462052609' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/5758822614462052609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/5758822614462052609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/08/ups-x.html' title='Ups : x'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2878751822705644640.post-5108466326732869112</id><published>2008-03-09T05:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T09:01:41.742-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Como tudo começou</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mUIzKC5HVc8/R9PgnZXKj0I/AAAAAAAAAAM/aXIMbTk9FBs/s1600-h/04-01-08_1225.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mUIzKC5HVc8/R9PgnZXKj0I/AAAAAAAAAAM/aXIMbTk9FBs/s320/04-01-08_1225.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175727364206399298" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Olá boa gente,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chateei-me com os meus pais.&lt;br /&gt;Certa tarde, depois de muito estudar, fiquei sem nada para fazer. Pensei, pensei, e decidi encher a porta dos meus pais com papel de jornal e fita-cola para avaliar a reacção deles e ver se conseguiria molda-los a meu favor depois de tal incidente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui têm uma pequena foto de como tudo ficou. Queria encher o caminho com linhas, mas não houve tempo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quando chegou a minha mãe, além de passar por estes obstáculos como uma faca quente por manteiga, teve uma reacção peculiar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1º Raiva e irritação, aumento acentuado do tom de voz.&lt;br /&gt;2º Extrema preocupação pela minha saúde mental, o que é um passaporte para a liberdade. A minha mãe estava num momento sensível, podia negociar com ela.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Quero com este blog, iniciar um movimento anti-pais. Incentivar este tipo de procedimento... Lutem pelos vossos direitos meu povo!!! Postem aqui fotos e videos das vossas trapaças e contem a reacção!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2878751822705644640-5108466326732869112?l=cola-os-pais.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/feeds/5108466326732869112/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2878751822705644640&amp;postID=5108466326732869112' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/5108466326732869112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2878751822705644640/posts/default/5108466326732869112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cola-os-pais.blogspot.com/2008/03/como-tudo-comeou.html' title='Como tudo começou'/><author><name>Beat aka Santa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12740463674421123739</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8673/bebir2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mUIzKC5HVc8/R9PgnZXKj0I/AAAAAAAAAAM/aXIMbTk9FBs/s72-c/04-01-08_1225.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
